Look:

Bro, there's gonna be so much winning in 2028!

So.

Much.

Winning!

We just have to wait two years, you see, and then we'll get some winning in ... and get the job done.

I mean, sure, the GOP controlled all three branches of government for the last two years, but what we really need is just to wait and trust the plan in 2028. I'm sure everything will work out next time!

In related news, it looks like Mike Johnson won't be minority leader.

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