
FLOCK Cameras poop on Privacy
Tina Toon
Cartoon published 07/28/2026
Look up.
No, not at the birds. At the "birds."
Those aren't seagulls circling your car. They're FLOCK cameras — the latest high-tech flock of electronic snitches that Big Tech and law enforcement have unleashed on American streets. And just like real birds, they're busy doing what birds do best: leaving a big, steaming mess all over your privacy.
The FLOCK system is marketed as a crime-fighting miracle. In reality, it's an always-on surveillance net that tracks your every move — even if you've never so much as jaywalked. License plate, location, time of day, route… all recorded, stored, and shared without a warrant, without suspicion, and without your consent. You don't have to commit a crime to be watched. You just have to drive.
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And if you thought that was dystopian enough, wait until you hear the Georgia update.
Eighteen law-enforcement officers in the Peach State have already been caught using the FLOCK system to stalk their ex-wives and











