This is not satire.

A commie named Da'Shaun L. Harrison, who is not a scientist or medical expert, claimed that weight loss drugs are a plot by "imperialistic" forces to get people ready for military service.

You may recall that the same Da'Shaun took the stage at Socialism 2026 and claimed weight-loss drugs are a plot to "genocide fat people."

At the Harvard event, Da'Shaun had this to say:

A lot of doctors, medical professionals and folks who collaborate with them — be it through the government or media — are advocating for atrocities that are directly impacting our citizens, but also citizens around the globe.
It then becomes about creating this ideal body that you are always being pushed and pulled towards, as a way to represent this patriotism that is intended to indoctrinate one into the military, into the defense of the country.

Da'Shaun is truly the peak of woke, describing xemself as "a queer and trans afropessimist and anarcho-communist." Jonathan Turley refers to Da'Shaun as a "she," and I honestly have no idea if Da'Shaun is a man or a woman.

If you are confused by all of this, let me explain.

This new breed of commies thinks being unhealthy is the way they fight the tyrannical systems of oppression. The "fascists" want to use your body for service to the government, whether that be paying taxes or serving in the military.

Therefore, the "good guys" must become as fat and lazy and ugly as possible in order to fight against tyranny.

Does this mean Marxism is just an excuse to be useless, filthy, and jealous of everyone else?

Well...

Another speaker on the panel was Roxane Gay (the cousin of disgraced former Harvard President Claudine Gay), who previously "called for the release of Luigi Mangione."

Jonathan Turley had this to say about the clown show on Harvard's campus:

...Harvard Medical School views that person as a serious expert on the pathologies of weight loss.
Notably, not a single Harvard faculty member expressed unease over the programming. Medical students are facing an array of tough technological and economic conditions. Yet, the administration wants them to sit through far-left indoctrinations from the likes of Gay and Harrison.

It's easy to fight the commies.