Most reasonable observers can agree that James Talarico, the Democrat running for student body president U.S. Senate in Texas, has an authenticity problem.

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James Talarico says his “favorite drag queen” is Alyssa Edwards — who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children." pic.twitter.com/u5HNKh4CQt

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Was it something he said?

Less than two weeks after James Talarico walked back his infamous remark that “God is non-binary,” the left-wing Texas Senate hopeful said he opposes sex change surgeries for minors.

In 2023, he said that a bill barring such surgeries "would deny… pic.twitter.com/ibkTdF30Lv

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Rumors of a covert stint at an Ohio mental health clinic could not be verified, but questions continued to swirl. Namely: What else is Talarico hiding?

Thanks to an exclusive photographic analysis from our team of semi-renowned experts at the Washington Free Beacon, voters in Texas are one step closer to unraveling the mystery of Talarico's true identity. Newly unearthed photos of the candidate reveal the dramatic extent of Talarico's aesthetic transformation over the past decade and a half. Some experts have described Talarico's "hot boy glow-up" as rivaling that of another looksmaxxing Democrat, Senator Jon Ossoff of Georgia.

The Democratic Party has in recent years grown significantly less hostile to male attractiveness. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Michigan, has also reinvented his appearance to align with conventional standards. Alas, the results aren't nearly as impressive given his diminutive stature and inability to grow a legitimate beard.

It's true that Democratic men seem to be taking better care of themselves and embracing their masculinity. El-Sayed, for example, has routinely exuded what Democrats once condemned as "toxic masculinity" by belittling female journalists and threatening to fight his male critics or beat them in a weightlifting contest.

For some reason, Talarico is rarely mentioned in these conversations. A Washington Post article about male Democrats who are "embracing masculinity" by posting "thirst traps" and "ripping bench presses" cited Talarico as an exception to the trend. Republicans have sought to portray him as "too low-T for Texas," but thus far Talarico has refrained from lashing out or getting jacked in public. His efforts to uphold a more traditional form of Democratic masculinity—sleeping with female staffers—have gone largely uncelebrated.

In 2009, the UT College Republicans and University Democrats teamed up to create "TUITION RELIEF NOW," an organization whose goal was to lower the rising tuition costs for UT system students. We had a huge rally on campus in support of the cause. @DanPatrick was even

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Is malignant vanity to blame? Or simply blind ambition? The credentialed experts we consulted were reluctant, based on the evidence, to render a formal diagnosis. Additionally, we couldn't find definitive evidence that Talarico has relied on cosmetic enhancements to achieve his new look. But we couldn't rule it out either.

George Santos, the former Republican congressman and federal inmate, tells the Free Beacon that Talarico might simply be "aging well." The improved smile could be the result of an "Invisalign situation," as opposed to veneers, he said. Better grooming and good fortune could explain the rest.

This is a developing story. The Free Beacon will not rest until we figure out what the hell is going on.