Mitch Is Fit As A Fiddle
Tina Toon
Cartoon published 07/21/2026
Oh look!—Senator Mitch McConnell has been spotted fit as a fiddle while the rest of us are wondering if we’re watching a real man or an AI deepfake convention.
In the latest episode of “Washington, D.C. – The Longest Running Soap Opera,” McConnell is said to be sprinting around while playing the violin like Paganini.

