The largest college in the University of Michigan wants to be sure flunking every course does not create negative thoughts that could disturb a student's happy time cocoon.

The College of Literature, Science, and the Arts will bury grades recorded by incoming freshman to "curb the mental health crisis" among its students, according to the New York Post.

Students will be able to know their grades, but whatever they are will be a well-kept secret that will never be shared by a transcript should anyone – such as, perhaps, parents — want to know.

A transcript will either offer the ringing joy of a "P" for passing or the