This really does sound like Trump:
Believe it or not, John Barron is a pseudonym Trump would use back in the '80s when he would talk to journalists pretending to be his own spokesperson.
Now we have someone with the same name calling into CSPAN to complain about the Supreme Court blocking Trump's tariffs.
HuffPost, an American news outlet, seems really upset that America exists.
Yes, that's an actual article. They feel "yucky" being patriotic because someone they don't like is president.
Dat sweet, sweet ratio 👇
Other American news outlets felt the same (you don't hate journalists enough).
Well, if it isn't another major corporation doing the bare minimum to make sure their customers are taken care of.
This time Uber is taking big steps to make sure you aren't getting into the car with a convicted violent felon.
Honestly, it's the least they could do.
Yikes!
Mexico is in total chaos right now, particularly Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta.
El Mencho is a cartel boss in Mexico and his gang is not taking the loss of their leader well at all.
This is the scene at Guadalajara airport today:
Absolute chaos as the cartel is attempting to overrun the airport.
How in the world is our paperwork regime in this country this bad?
An man from Liberia was able to sign up for the Pennsylvania National Guard AND get hired as a corrections officer in Minnesota at the same time while being in this country illegally.
Darien Ladner of Pass Christian, Mississippi, hadn't even graduated yet when he lost his class ring at a beach party back in 1982.
He was a senior at Pass Christian High School, but even 44 years later, he can remember exactly when he lost the ring. Some friends immediately helped him search the sand, but to no avail. He even recalls returning with an assistant principal at the school who owned a metal detector, but they eventually gave up the search.
This happened at 1 in the morning.
The suspect is believed to be a 21-year-old who was reported missing on Saturday in North Carolina by his mother and other family members.
This is Austin Tucker Martin:
And a picture of the shotgun he was carrying:
Nasty injuries are not uncommon in winter sports, but a Polish short-track speed skater suffered one of the scariest at the Winter Olympics on Friday when she fell and was hit IN THE EYE by a competitor's skate.
[Warning, it's really gross. If you're the squeamish type, you might want to look away. It's not for the faint of heart]
Haaaaaa.
If you haven't heard, New York City has been struggling this winter to clear its streets of snow.
Communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani has been blamed for mishandling the city's response.
To "fix" the problem, Mamdani is asking the residents of what used to be a First-World city to shovel the streets themselves.
In a warning to all lawyers, a New York judge just threw the book at a client because their lawyer used A.I. to write his briefs, and of course, A.I. made up a huge chunk of them.
The story starts all the way back in October of 2024, some Fast and the Furious wannabes highjacked one of Flycatcher Toys' trucks on its way to Walmart for delivery.
Kansas, we're really having to legislate this?
Yep, this is a bill in the legislature telling parents they must have their kids potty trained before kindergarten.
Here's the Kansas Reflector:
Kansas lawmakers are considering a bill that would require kindergarteners to be potty trained before starting school, pulling the decision-making power about how to handle those students away from school districts.
The House bill was introduced to reduce distractions in classrooms, supporters say. Opponents worry it would create a barrier for vulnerable children to access education, and argue the decision should be left to school districts.
