This is a real photo of a kid's packed lunch at a school in South Fulton, Georgia.

Like, did you mix up your hangover cure with your kid's Capri Sun or what?

Rough morning!

Here's what South Fulton Police said on Facebook:

Just imagine what kind of trade you could get for a Cutwater martini!

I guess the multi-nationalist, evil, globalist world domination society known as the WEF actually has some standards.

Klaus Schwabb slips into his cocoon or pod or whatever for five minutes and they put the whole thing in the hands of Jeff Epstein's bestie.

This looks like fun!

"Coming to the Uber app this year," you say?

Well, coming to Dubai, that is.

(Sorry, America.)

Here's what to expect from Uber:

• Joby flight experience: Joby's all-electric air taxi is being designed for up to four passengers, with comfortable seating, featuring large windows with panoramic views of the city below from every seat. Flown by a certified commercial pilot, it offers a remarkable way to travel above the city and experience the next generation of flight.

• Aircraft details: Joby's aircraft uses six tilting propellers to take off vertically before transitioning into forward flight. It can travel at speeds of up to 200 mph, and has a range of up to 100 miles on a single charge.

• Designed for cities: It is engineered with multiple levels of redundancies to enhance safety and designed for urban integration, featuring an acoustic profile that is quiet enough to blend into the ambient sounds of a city's streets.

Target is starting to flee from East Berlin Minneapolis!

Target is headquartered in downtown Minneapolis - one of the city's largest companies. Six years ago, after BLM burned down the city for a violent felon who died fighting police while high as a kite, Target vacated the downtown City Center building.

Trump's America, where DEI goes to DIE.

Yes, according to a lawsuit filed by five white male Philadelphia police officers, the City of Brotherly Love is apparently more interested in checking diversity boxes than rewarding merit.

Because nothing says "public safety" like ignoring top performers in favor of DEI candidates!

There's only one way to solve the fake rift between the women's and men's US hockey teams.

Just to clarify, do you mean all women will lose their voting rights, or just the hockey players???

It looks like she deleted the post, by the way.

Mamdani called this a snowball fight:

Well, this is the first snowball fight I've ever seen someone get arrested for.

Same dude was arrested a few weeks ago for robbery.

You just can't make it up!

From ABC 7 New York:

[Police Benevolent Association] President Patrick Hendry said in a statement: 'A 27-year-old with a recent attempted robbery arrest is not a "kid." This arrest sends a clear message that assaults on police officers cannot and will not be minimized or tolerated. We thank all of the NYPD members who have worked so hard on this case, and all of the New Yorkers who have spoken up in support of our police officers. There is more work to be done to hold accountable all who participated in this shameful attack.'

Hillary Clinton went before Congress today to tell everyone she has no idea who Jeffrey Epstein was, that she didn't know he was a criminal, and that she can't even remember meeting him.

Total shocker, she just doesn't recall!

But the entire deposition had to be stopped due to a leaked photo from the closed meeting:

Welcome to GOP 2026, where super "conservative" governors in the most Ultra-MAGA red states are going out of their way to cover for Democrats.

It's honestly unreal how out of touch this is:

Even my Democrat governor colleagues, they're not trying to get illegals here to turn 'em into voters, I don't believe that's what Democrat politicians are trying to do.

Hello!

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— Tampa International Airport ✈️ (@FlyTPA) February 26, 2026

If you read closely, you'll see that they aren't technically banning PJs … but they sure are asking for the public's help in shaming those that do!

This man was being attacked by wild turkeys in Ottawa last Thursday and eventually the only move he had left was to accept a stranger's invite to get in her car.

Michael Bourgon just dropped one of the greatest lines ever recorded in an interview right here 👇

Everything is political these days, so when Jack Hughes and the rest of the US men's hockey team accepted an invite to the White House, libs went absolutely berserk.

Well, Jack Hughes is back in New Jersey and the fans love it.

They love him in Jersey!